wildbaconhawkappears:

do you think bread cares about what kind of sandwich you make it into

“But Mom! I want to be a cheese and jam sandwich”

“HOW DARE YOU! ITS UN-NATURAL AND AGAINST OUR RELIGION! YOU WILL BE CHEESE AND HAM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”

justwithlizzie:

I am Vyvyan. I am so fucking sure I am.
purrfectly-beautiful:

rev-enant:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:


Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

Fingers crossed things won’t change

The fuck yeah is perfect. This is why we love you.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PORN?? 
freddo1:

Have been thoroughly disgusted with Facebook tonight. The events in London have shown me that i know a large number of bawbags.

See, this is what i’m worried about

Omg Eddie Vedder LET ME LOVE YOU

My brother just said they should have quick fire rounds of Jeremy Kyle. Best. Idea. Ever.

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